For His Imperial Condescension

Dear Josh,

Today is Tuesday, September 2nd, and I have been informed that you and everyone else have missed my presence on this blog.

Well, less informed. More like shouted at:

See? See what I have to go through?

He's so inconsiderate.

So yeah. I figured I should probably write something, despite the fact that I think Josh's emails were incredibly exaggerated and rather annoying. But anyway, I owe you all an explanation...

The truth is that I haven't been reading a lot recently, and I feel a bit bad posting stuff on a reading blog if I haven't been reading. I've been busy with schoolwork and I just haven't felt motivated to read in a while. However, when I find enough time I'm going to be starting The Book Thief, so kindly recommended by His Imperial Condescension.

That's your new title now, Josh. I hope your happy.

But I have been using a lot of my time to write stuffs, and blog on other blogs that are not this one.

That's right. I'm going to use this post for shameless promoting.

Josh, when you get shouty at me.
You get to watch me use this space for advertisement.

Specifically, I'm going to use it to promote Adorabloodthirsty Fan Fictions, my fan fic blog that has been existence for a few months. Recently (about a month or so ago) one of my fan fictions called The Unseen Genius, a Crowley/Reader story, was posted on Supernatural Imagines. You may have read it, you may not have. The point is, I have written more stories after that, so if you want to read those, you can. I have also been taking requests for people. So far, most of them have been Supernatural related, but I do have a few Homestuck stories and a Doctor Who story on there as well. I have a list of fandoms that I'll write about on the sidebar...thing, and if you have any questions feel free to ask them.

Though, I should warn you, it may take a little while for you request, but I promise I will get it done...eventually.

So let's recap...

1. I am now referring to Josh as His Imperial Condescension, because of his comments and overall rudeness towards me not getting around to writing a post.
2. I will be reading The Book Thief soon, though I am not sure if I'll post a review of it. I might, so that way you get two viewpoints on it.
3. I may or may not use my posts to spite Josh if he should make me upset.
4. I have a fan fic blog, which you can ask for stuff and I may write it, if you ask nicely.
5. I'll try to update soon, it just might not be as frequent as it was before, because unlike Josh I'm actually busy with schoolwork and stuff.

I'm sorry for the overall snarkiness of this post. I promise they won't be as angry...unless His Imperial Condescension decides to pull this stunt again.

Until next time...

Live Long and Prosper, and DFTBA.